Pushy bottoms out there, you know I love you, but you should listen to Santa here, he’s got some really solid advice.
Writing this, I figured Santa would be a pretty chill dude. Just because he’s some sort of 500 year old quasi-deity thing or something, that doesn’t mean he can’t have a good sex life with Mrs. Claus.
I’m going to post two more Christmas strips this week, Wednesday and Friday. When I was little reading newspaper comics, I really loved when the comics changed with the seasons, and I especially loved when Calvin and Hobbes did Christmas strips. There were so many amazing ones.



Best. Comic.Ever!!!!
This comic has opened up a terrific line of communication between me and my good dirty slut. Thanks!
Awwwwwwwwww :)
My safety word is ‘lemon jello’…Never used it :3
Only cry babies actually *use* their safety words :P But it’s always good to have them. Any particular reason you used “lemon jello”?