A Waste of Time

Yeah, it’s true, I’m an idiot or a masochist or something. I have an odd tendency to develop affection for the guys I’m around. Usually not the ones that like me, though. Those ones usually piss me off and irritate me. It’s that old Groucho Marx joke, I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member. There’s also my recent obsession with curly-haired nerdy Jewish-looking boys with glasses, which might have something to do with why I’ve decided that Kick-Ass is easily the greatest superhero movie ever made. Kick-Ass is a pretty great movie aside from the Aaron Johnson underwear scene, though. It’s just that that scene certainly doesn’t hurt anything.