A Waste of Time

I could claim that the pie chart was all done just for laughs, which of course some of it was, but when I look at it I get just a little depressed by its accuracy. There is considerable crossover between the Drunk/High portion of the chart and some of the other portions, so the whole thing isn’t too scientific. I’m not completely sure if that robot wishes for my death or if he’d view it more as a mecry killing.